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Wrigley Field True Cubs fashion - momentary brilliance dashed by recurring ineptitude. Still, except for a few disgruntled mumbles, the sellout crowd just soaked in the gorgeous June afternoon.

Being at Wrigley Field transcends baseball. Granted, it has to because the Cubs are so chronically bad, but the spectacle is still mesmerizing.

A torrent of blue and white pours through the neighborhood surrounding Wrigley in the hours before game time. Fans slip out of the eddies every so often to snap photos before the stadium's familiar red facade on Clark Street or with the statue of hall-of-fame broadcaster Harry Caray (The late Harry Caray's visage still oversees the proceedings, even though his famous voice is no longer heard.) on the corner of Addison and Sheffield.

The L stops two blocks away and repeatedly disgorges more rivers of the faithful. Bars and restaurants happily receive the pilgrims, filling to the brim in no time. (The Cubby Bear across Clark was full two hours before the first pitch.) Souvenir shops adjacent to the stadium veritably overflow with memorabilia, and street vendors spontaneously generate in the streams of willing customers.

Venerable and unassuming from the street, Wrigley is startling from the seats. Its famous ivy is a customized, paint-store kind of green. Its scoreboard (No batted ball has ever hit Wrigley's 1937 scoreboard, which also sports a "W" or "L" flag announcing the outcome of the Cub's day on the field.) is a charming, change-thescore-by-hand giant. Apartments across the streets from the outfield are party spots with smoking grills and beer-drinking fans watching from the rooftops.

Baseball staples, such as sauteed onions on foilwrapped hot dogs, peanut shells tossed on the ground and batting practice pitches bombed over the fence-so passe in another venue-are bracing and sustaining in this cathedral to the pastime. No wonder the score never seems to matter.

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Sports loyalties are not unlike religions. Like all major religions, sports require places of worship. In practice, these places should be inspiring, awesome, and above all, fun. However, for various reasons some venues just miss the mark altogether. I'm going to assume that the designers of Qualcomm/Jack Murphy Stadium thought to themselves during the design process, "The weather in San Diego will be the real star of the show. Let's do the bare minimum with regards to stadium design."

Qualcomm Stadium

It's architectural style is often referred to as "cookie-cutter," which is never a good sign. As the above picture of Qualcomm demonstrates, what they lack in interesting design, they more than make up for in spiral-ly ramps. I just don't understand why so many older stadiums adopted this feature. The spiral ramp completely kills any architectural resonance on the outside of the stadium. I'm pretty sure I couldn't tell the difference between this stadium and Miami's in a million years, all cause of those stupid ramps.

Once again, the limitations of a dual-use stadium become apparent at "The Q," where both football and former baseball fans were kept very far away from the action on the field. It's the worst of both worlds. Fortunately, the NFL has cracked the whip and said that if San Diego, a frequent Super Bowl host city, wants to host the game again, they will have to pony up for a new stadium. Even extensive renovations wouldn't cut it.

Candlestick Park

The only thing worse than a dual-use stadium is a dual-use stadium that is only being used for one thing. Such is the case with Candlestick Park, which was most notably the home of the San Francisco Giants until they got their own park. Now it's the home for the lowly 49ers. The stadium is surrounded by picturesque northern California scenery. You'd never know that if you're sitting in the stadium though, as there are no views to speak of due to the stadium's design. Nice.

It is prone to 45mph wind gusts, which are uncomfortable for fans and downright confusing for both football and baseball players. Leading a receiver or gauging a pop fly becomes a baffling ordeal during windy days. Add to the misery the fact that the seats here are still orange in keeping with their former occupants, the Giants, and you've got a place that is creepily reminiscent of a bygone era (not in a good way). The sun has faded the seats so much that they now barely resemble any color in the spectrum, which gives the stadium a very dilapidated appearance.

Izod Center

An epically bad arena for an epically bad team, the Izod Center is neck-and-neck with the Bradley Center for "Worst NBA Arena." Its exterior makes it look more like a really, really large department store than a sports venue. It's been described as "cold and dull" which appear to be statements of fact rather than of opinion. There is virtually no character inside or outside of this blocky building.

There is only one concourse for the entire arena, so naturally it gets completely packed before, after, and during halftime of every NBA game played there. In addition to the crowded circulation spaces, the ice for hockey games is generally regarded as the worst in the NHL.

Edward Jones Dome

NFL stadiums should not be downtown. They get lost among the buildings, create too much congestion, and require (shudder) parking structures. What's wrong with parking structures? Two things. They take about seven months to get out of after a game, but more importantly, you can't tailgate in them. And taking the tailgating out of football is like taking the oxygen out of my air.

In case you couldn't infer, Edward Jones Dome is in downtown St. Louis. To its credit, it was built with the relocation of the Rams in mind in 1995, so the site lines are fine and there aren't any weird trash bag-like materials hiding unsightly equipment. But that's as much credit as this place deserves.

Arthur Ashe Stadium

Because it's only relevant for one two-week span per year, not much attention is paid to the premiere court at the US Open. And that is probably for the best. The stadium was constructed in 1997 with the stereotypically American purpose of being the largest tennis venue in the world. As is proven so often in sports architecture, "bigger" almost never translates to "better." The rows are so long that it makes getting in and out of your seat a mind-blowing hassle, while also creating a seemingly endless line of people sliding by to block the spectators' views.

The construction of such a large venue also puts those sitting in the ominously-monikered "Row Z" 120 feet (10 stories!) above the court. That's a nuisance at a football or basketball game. Imagine having to follow a tiny ball back and forth from that height. Not fun.

Bradley Center

No one will ever call Wisconsin a basketball state, but that's still no excuse for the atrocity that is the Bradley Center in downtown Milwaukee. The oldest arena in NBA screams "whatever the opposite of 'showtime' is." The outside of the Bradley Center is innocuous enough, but the inside is truly appalling.

Concrete and steel abound in both the concourses and seating areas. There seems to be zero interest in creating any sort of feel in the arena. Its architecture is utilitarian in the worst sense. I'm not saying it has to look like a museum, but NBA arenas aren't supposed to be reminiscent of college football stadiums once you're inside. All I'm asking for is something in the way of character, here. The most curious aspect of the Bradley Center's design is that it doesn't seem to be sunken in to the ground at all. You enter most arenas at a level that's about two or three sections up from the court. But not in Milwaukee, you don't. As best one could tell, the court is on street level, which means that immediately after entering, you have to hike UP to your seats, which a) sucks because walking up stairs is hard and b) sucks because you don't seem to get that inspirational moment where you walk off the concourse and look out over the arena.

Fenway Park

Baseball, with its slow pace and frequent games, depends on its situation and surroundings more than any other sport. When it's done well, a great ballpark can overshadow a mediocre home team to create a great experience (Camden Yards). When it's done poorly, a crappy stadium can cast a shadow over even the best teams.

Fenway Park is such a stadium. Yes, it's got that old-world charm that suits the sport well, as baseball relies so heavily on nostalgia. But there comes a point where nostalgia, a unique setting, and compelling team can't outweigh the fact that the place just isn't comfortable. Fenway opened 98 years ago. Judging by its seating, I'm led to believe two things: the height of the average Bostonian was about 3-foot-8 and they had asses of steel. Further, there exists at Fenway a disproportionate number of obstructed view seats. I don't know if these seats have always had obstructed views or renovations made them that way, and I don't really care. There's no excuse for not having a clear view of the field from every seat in the house. If that's not the case, then tear down the stadium and start again. It's been a century now. Come on.

Tropicana Field

When one thinks of a "day at the ballpark," images of sunshine and summer breezes come to mind. Being the only non-retractable dome in all of the MLB, Tropicana field is the only place where you are guaranteed not to experience either of those things. Here's a decent rule of thumb -€" if your city is so prone to hot, humid weather and frequent summer thunderstorms, it doesn't deserve a baseball team.

Beyond the general shittiness of simply being a dome, Tropicana Field falls short in other areas as well. Nothing sucks the life out of the sporting experience like a 25% full venue. Not only does it dull the excitement of the event, but empty seats have a way of magnifying the worst flaws of a venue. Stadiums are designed with the assumption that they will be filled. Nobody designs a stadium that is supposed to look good empty.

HHH Metrodome

The Metrodome suffers from the setbacks inherent in a multi-use design. Which was home to both the Twins and still the home of the Vikings, this eyesore of a dome has been criticized for its gratuitous use of plastic (the chairs and rails are all plastic, giving the joint a decidedly dated feel), its poor sight lines, and, most of all, for its complete lack character.

The stadium's lack of aesthetics doesn't even allow it to succeed on a functional level, as the sight lines for Twins games suffer horribly due to its football-focused layout. There's a fundamental problem with dual-use stadiums. Football fields are rectangular. Baseball diamonds are, well, diamond-shaped. Short of every single section of the seats being put on rollers, there's no way to allow baseball fans to watch a game without getting some serious neck cramps. Thank God the Twins built Target Field.



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